Fuck it all

I know Kerry stated that he wanted a clean election, but SHIT!, why would anyone concede when the votes haven't even been counted yet??

Maybe Bush will get really badly drunk and choke on another pretzel, leaving him with MORE permanent brain damage, and Cheney will have a heart attack when he's declared president. Maybe we'll get a little more sense knocket into the white house. Probably not, but maybe.

On a different note, I discovered that microwaving a croissant leaves one with a very soft, oily piece of bread. Next time I'll head for the oven.