On CERN and the LHC

After reviewing numerous papers and articles from some of the world's greatest physicists, I am confident that the emergence of mini-black-holes which will devour the earth is an impossibility.

However, should one of these mini-black-holes appear, and should it not evaporate as predicted by the theory of Hawking Radiation, and should I hear or see a news report of the Earth slowly being devoured by this now-growing black hole, I will laugh. I will laugh my ass off. Just before I die. And become spaghetti.