Good Riddance

Graduated!

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger

Mushroom! Mushroom!

Shopping

Me: Rainbow sandals were worn down. I drove to Tilly's. I bought new Rainbows. I left. Shopping.

Heather: I'm wandering from store to store and not really buying anything. Shopping.

Funniest .NFO I've ever seen:
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The.Curious.Case.Of.Benjamin.Button.PROPER.DVDSCR.XviD-AzNiNVASiAN

KEKEKE!~ ITS AZN MAN HERE! WE HAVE NICE PRE FOR SCENE! KEKEKE1

WE SEE GUY IN XSCR PRE THIS! AGAIN A P2P RELEASE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT KEKEEEEEE

WE BRING NICE SILVER FROM ASIA! OK MAYBE NOT SO NICE BUT MORE COMPLETE THEN ALL! KEKEEK

KEKE WE FIND THIS ON STREET OF THAILAND AND BRING TO YOU! FUCK YOU TO XSCR FOR STAEL SOURCE

FROM US! YOU FUCKES! MY SILVER! MINE!

KEKEKE SALUTE TO P2P RETARD WHO PUT THIS MOVIE OUT! THANK YOU FOR GIVING XSCR SCENE GROUP

SOURCE TO PRE WITH! KEKEKE

WHAT THE FUCK'! LEAVE PRE TO CHINKS OK! WE ARE MOOVEE MASTERS! WE OWN ALL! KEKEKE1!!!11

WHAT THE FUCK IS SCENE TORRENT CRAP? WHO USE TORRENT! WINMX AND KAZZAA FOR LIFEe?!11 KEKE

OK IO GUESS TIME TO SAY ABOUT RELAESSE STUFFS?????

OK OK! I TELL YOU NOW!

XSCR SAY GLITCH IN CD???? WHATS THIS SHIT? FUCKING LYE!!! GLITCH DISK EYS, BUT YOU

IS P2P PRE!

WE SHOW IT IN SOME SAMPLE OK! HOW BIG XSCR SKIP NOOOOBBB FUCK OK!

DONT WORRY ASIAN MAN FIX IT ALL OK NO PROBLEM OK!

YOU MISS SOME MINUTE IN RELEASE? FUCKING NOOB GROUP! WHATS THIS SHIT! AZN MAN HEER TO FIX IT!

OK!

I MAKE MY RLEASE GOOD OK! IT HAVE BIG NICE AC3 TRFACK OK! ALSO ITS BIG RES! 656x272! OK!?!

XSCR RELEASE IS 2:43:21!?!?! WHAT THIS SHIT? ME ASIA GUY MORE COMPLETE!!!

ASIA GUY RELEASE IS 2:45:37.469!!!!

MORE MINUTES??? OFCOURSE ASIA GUY FIX IT RIGHT OK! DONT WORRY OK!

WE IVTC AS BEST WE CAN OK! SORRY NOT BEST EVER BUT WE DO GOOD JOB OK!

NO VID GLITCH LIKE XSCR SO MUCH! ONLY 1 GLITCH! YES WE ARE BETTER YES!

I GIVE VOB SAMPLE TOO OK! BECAUSE ASIAN MAN HAVE REAL MOVIE OK! OFCOURSE ALWAYS OK!

OK!

SMALL GLITCH AT 1:24:10! BLAME ID IOT WHO MAKE DISK! I YELL AT CHIN CHONG ALREADY FOR THIS SHIT!

NEXT TIME HE FUCK UP I EAT HIS DOG AND BEAT HIS KIDS OK! DONT WORRY!

DONT WORRY ASIA GUY PRE AGAIN SOON! LOVE ALL SCENE!

-----ASiAGUY!

OH YEAH! SCENE GRETZ? I MUST SAY THANK TO ALL GUY WHO HELP ME! KEKEKEKE

ANYBODY FROM ASIA OK! ALL ASIA LOVE!

MVOIE SCENE SO GOOD! LOVE ALWAYS! ASIA SITE CONTACT US! WE NEED PRE SITE!

ASIA PRE ONLY! ALL OTHER SITE FUCK YOU! NOOB SITE IF NOT ASIA OK!

Thank you, Bar Rafaeli, for this smile on my face...

From her Letterman interview:

Dave Letterman: And what do your parents do?

Bar Rafaeli: Eeh, my mom, HE is my manager...

awww..she said "she", but in hebrew. Adorable. 

Mohawks

Howl, last Sunday.

I find it curious that when guys show up with a mohawk, there must have been a moment when he consiously stood in front of the mirror and said to himself, "I'm gonna give myself a mohawk tonight".

This ain't your grandmother's death metal.

I wish there were words specific enough to describe what's happening right now.

I'm sitting patiently in the corner booth of the Cobalt Club waiting
for Alain's girlfriend's band to come on, and....I'm simply at a loss
for words regarding the current performance.  The audience, which must
be the performers' 16 year old friends, are dancing in a fashion only
comparable to...well... You ever see American History X? The neo-nazi
youth camp? That. That's how they were dancing. Maybe combined with
bits of Left-4-Dead zombie. The music didn't stray.

Alex Korzh puts it best: "LOUD NOISES".

The drummer made a beer reference, to the delight of the "audience".
Comedy at its finest?

Sammy assured me that her band was NOTHING like this. Relief.

If I had a nickel for each time a Republican says "Maverick"...

Seriously.

Gas stations

We're consuming fossil fuels, right? Instead of 87, 89, and 91, I'd like to select Stegosaurus, Brontosaurus, and Velociraptor.

Weight Loss

You ever step on a scale, then take a dump, then get back on the scale?

Nice.